Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Marriage Parody

After three months I've learned the most successful roommates are those start with a few similarities or similar past. After a while you discover more shared interest that make it easy to get along and everythings cool. Next thing you know all the parts of mixed candycorn you hate, she loves. Your favorite jollyranchers are her least. You go to sleep together (not in the same bed) and wake each other up. You can hold a whole conversation with just one look and share each other's unspoken thought. Friends joke about you acting like a married couple, and the next day you find yourself arguing about who's turn it is to take out the trash or catch each other talking in sync. You know your relationships gotten pretty far when your meals consist of "well, this is pretty good", "yup", and no one is bothered by the silence. Who knew a computer system could match two people up so perfectly, if only she were a guy.

~M&M

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